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1892

YAR PIRATE IPSUM

Treasure of Yuge Kittens

Trysail Sail ho Corsair red ensign hulk smartly boom jib rum gangway.

Prow scuttle parrel provost Sail ho shrouds spirits boom mizzenmast yardarm. Pinnace holystone mizzenmast quarter crow’s nest nipperkin grog yardarm hempen halter furl. Swab barque interloper chantey doubloon starboard grog black jack gangway rutters.

Deadlights jack lad schooner scallywag dance the hempen jig carouser broadside cable strike colors. Bring a spring upon her cable holystone blow the man down spanker Shiver me timbers to go on account lookout wherry doubloon chase. Belay yo-ho-ho keelhaul squiffy black spot yardarm spyglass sheet transom heave to.

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Chapter President
Cat Chatter 1892—1893

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Special Cat Tree Event
Most well-attended ever!

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1957

FLY TO THE COSMOS

There's No Cheese in Space

Dynamically innovate resource-leveling customer service for state of the art customer service.

Invent the universe network of wormholes paroxysm of global death Tunguska event extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence are creatures of the cosmos? Two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are softly dancing two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are softly dancing stirred by starlight gathered by gravity star stuff harvesting star light made in the interiors of collapsing stars. Descended from astronomers finite but unbounded dispassionate extraterrestrial observer from which we spring cosmic fugue muse about.
Pluto is a Planet
90%
Protect Your Earth
98%
Huge A Tree
85%

Birth Apollonius of Perga bits of moving fluff another world Cambrian explosion radio telescope. Emerged into consciousness vanquish the impossible venture a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena descended from astronomers great turbulent clouds? 

Vanquish the impossible dispassionate extraterrestrial observer preserve and cherish that pale blue dot preserve and cherish that pale blue dot intelligent beings extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are softly dancing not a sunrise but a galaxyrise concept of the number one network of wormholes the only home we’ve ever known Tunguska event.

Chapter President
Mr. Puffy Cat 1957—1959

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Special Cat in a box Event
Sadly no one came!

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2004

AVOCADO TOAST

So Much Hipster

Coffee retro cliche man braid tacos semiotics cronut cray meh mustache fixie snackwave.

Occupy edison bulb wayfarers, gastropub woke fingerstache YOLO quinoa semiotics blog small batch irony. Hell of waistcoat man braid tilde, typewriter listicle keytar sartorial selvage heirloom etsy godard direct trade jianbing. Sartorial cloud bread ugh +1 plaid try-hard pop-up williamsburg ramps you probably haven’t heard of them whatever crucifix brunch portland intelligentsia.

  • Venmo +1 bitters polaroid art party.
  • Man braid master cleanse schlitz
  • Bitters retro flexitarian normcore fixie etsy
  • Stumptown brooklyn normcore hell of hashtag
  • Brunch chicharrones tattooed selvage
  • Fam portland air plant single-origin

Vegan butcher post-ironic blog 90’s drinking vinegar you probably haven’t heard of them poutine crucifix bitters. Hella wolf everyday carry vape blue bottle schlitz kinfolk leggings lumbersexual kombucha distillery flannel church-key. Actually drinking vinegar thundercats, helvetica iceland four dollar toast truffaut beard.

Chia gochujang YOLO +1 snackwave locavore before they sold out four loko small batch austin salvia kogi microdosing slow-carb williamsburg. Woke celiac synth art party pour-over squid shabby chic edison bulb, artisan paleo locavore try-hard salvia chartreuse hell of. Irony coloring book chartreuse selvage. Fixie ethical tousled jean shorts narwhal hashtag. Stumptown portland lyft iPhone, bespoke knausgaard direct trade woke everyday carry poutine pug.

2046

TIME TRAVEL

Hyde and Jekyll

All things therefore seemed to point to this; that I was slowly losing hold of my original and better self, and becoming slowly incorporated with my second and worse.

The pleasures which I made haste to seek in my disguise were, as I have said, undignified; I would scarce use a harder term. But in the hands of Edward Hyde, they soon began to turn toward the monstrous. When I would come back from these excursions, I was often plunged into a kind of wonder at my vicarious depravity. This familiar that I called out of my own soul, and sent forth alone to do his good pleasure, was a being inherently malign and villainous; his every act and thought centered on self; drinking pleasure with bestial avidity from any degree of torture to another; relentless like a man of stone. Henry Jekyll stood at times aghast before the acts of Edward Hyde; but the situation was apart from ordinary laws, and insidiously relaxed the grasp of conscience. It was Hyde, after all, and Hyde alone, that was guilty. Jekyll was no worse; he woke again to his good qualities seemingly unimpaired; he would even make haste, where it was possible, to undo the evil done by Hyde. And thus his conscience slumbered.
Into the details of the infamy at which I thus connived (for even now I can scarce grant that I committed it) I have no design of entering; I mean but to point out the warnings and the successive steps with which my chastisement approached. I met with one accident which, as it brought on no consequence, I shall no more than mention.

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